David in the 3rd Grade


Don't let that boy in 3rd grade

suck on your pen

when the ink doesn't come out.

It does,

in his mouth


That kid is really strange.

DonÕt give him pencil lead.

He wonÕt use it.

He will eat it.


He has a goofy smile

and is actually really nice.

So for his safety,

donÕt give him stationery.


© Connie Bae


Bio:  Connie Bae enjoys making people laugh even if it means making a fool of herself. The only books that have made her cry are all about animals. She believes she loves oranges because she was born in Orange, California.