Jack of Hearts

 

I am bothered that you would think that of me. I was nowhere near that spot when that awful thing happened. I can see why you would think of me first, especially after what was said last Wednesday, but I had a slight buzz going and wearing those tight new brown wingtips for thirteen straight hours did not help the situation. So anyway, shut your big mouth about me until you believe you really have something to indict me with. And believe me, Oswald, I will never allow that to happen.

 

Michael Cluff