Watching Dogs Urinate

      --Dedicated to Quinn and Moe, two house dogs


ItŐs been a long time

A very very long time

Which I am expelling

Here in this rhyme

A long time since I was out to play

On the high school ball court

And I was there with a pretty girl

and I was attempting to flirt

When I looked down and I saw

A little tiny dog give a squirt

And thinking that.s not that funny

Not so humorous

I leaned close to my girl

To retrieve a kiss

And what did she say??

Ahh piss


© G. David Schwartz